I wanted to make a gay joke. Buttfuckit. *throws tomato*
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The Best Bad Joke You Know.
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:|What are the similarities between McDonalds and Australia?
There both run by red headed clowns!
Only us Aussies will understand. I'm one, so I find it true and funny.:|What are the similarities between McDonalds and Australia?
There both run by red headed clowns!
the real clowns are pyne and abbott
other australian politics jokes: the liberals are going to lower taxes to john howard era levels (when they were actually higher) and cut spending, while increasing spending, and raising taxes
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A: My grandfather died in World War II - he fell drunk from a watchtower.
B: Mine too - another officer fell on him.
C: My gramps also died in that war - he broke his back from carrying two dead soldiers.
And so on.
B: Mine too - another officer fell on him.
C: My gramps also died in that war - he broke his back from carrying two dead soldiers.
And so on.
More bad jokes
- Two muffins are in an oven and the first muffin goes, "wow, it's hot in here." The other goes, "AH! A talking muffin!"
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
- Person 1: Will you remember me in an hour?
Person 2: Of course
Person 1: Will you remember me tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: The day after that?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: In a week?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: In a month?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: In a year?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: In ten years?
Person 2: YES!!
Person 1: Knock, knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: You forgot me already!!!!!!
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