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The Best Bad Joke You Know.

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Zudz

Trainer
A lady carrying a watermelon and a duck walks into a bar.
Ouch! Quack! Splat!

A blind man is walks into a drug store with his guide dog. He wanders into the middle of an aisle, lifts the dog over his head and begins to spin it. The dog is obviously not pleased with this situation and begins to howl and flail. One of the clerks runs over to the blind man and asks what he's doing.
"Just looking around."
 

KafeiThePoet

Fisherman
i have 2 apples and you have 3 sticks, if john likes mindy how many 20 foot x 56 foot tarps are needed to cover the region of north canada. purple, because unicorns dont eat leprechauns.
 

Lucifer XIII

Fisherman
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared "You don't have enough badges to control me!"
 

Raiden

Fisherman
Israel's funniest joke.

"If you eat, you get fat, if you eat too much you get fat too much. If you eat too much too much then you get fat too much too much".
Yeah i know. They literally DIE from this joke. It's like, funny in every situation. o_O
 

Darkfire

Administrator
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P3D Developer
I have a feeling that the word for 'too much too much' is also the word for, or sound alot alike the word for.....***** or something......
 

Lilligant

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Ok, fair enough..... Because Pika is the king of Off Topic. FOR ALL AUSTRALIAN'S OUT THERE READING THIS AT ANY TIME, we will remember.
 
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