Hippo is so fat that...

[The Omega Gengar]

Yes, the time has come.
We needed this, so we made a thread just for fun.
The goal of this game is to insult hippo(in a good way) by calling him fat and adding something else, like...
"Hippo is so fat, when he goes to a stadium, he sits next to everybody."
Now start doing it, your turn.

 

[Demonicprm]

Hippo is so fat, His shadow is the reason it turns nighttime .

 

[Malcaroni]

Hippo is so fat that his BMI is greater than 30 and as a result, my taxes go to pay for his healthcare.

 

[Darkfire]

Hippo is so fat he puts a real hippo to shame.

 

[dylanwicorek]

Hippo is so fat, snorlax is jealous of him

 

[Tornado9797]

Hippo is so fat, they needed a new definition of fat in the dictionary.

 

[Malcaroni]

Hippo is so fat, they needed a new definition of fat in the dictionary.

So they just wrote: See MrHippocrit

 

[Tornado9797]

So they just wrote: See MrHippocrit

No, they wrote: How can you not see MrHippocrit?

 

[dylanwicorek]

So they just wrote: See MrHippocrit

And next to it was a picture of a hippo eating lard

 

[Malcaroni]

And next to it was a picture of a hippo eating lard

Wouldn't that be cannibalism?

 

[Tornado9797]

And next to it was a picture of a hippo eating lard

The lard would not be visible: MrHippocrit would fill the photograph.

 

[dylanwicorek]

Hippo is so fat, he gave gluttony a whole new meaning

 

[MrHippocrit]

I feel so honoured to have a thread dedicated to me.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/8yxf/two-greedy-uncles-drinking-to-beat.html
I've done this, it's just way too epic to miss, it's better than the first one.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

Whatever, back into action.
Hippo is so fat that not even Dora can explore him.