Then what are you? If you aren't a Pika, but you aren't a false Pika... then you must be... *pulls out calculator and smashes random numbers* 849 years old and wear a fish for underwear.
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Pika, come on, you aren't even trying
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dylanwicorek
Active Member
not to mention have a potato as a hat and aliens for parents
Pika thought that he wore a pringle on his head and his parents were Cerberus and Beyonce... oh well, good enough for Pika. *Throws car out window* Damn that thing was taking up a lot of room.
dylanwicorek
Active Member
*retrieves car and turns it into a hat*
Well, they say that when you turn a car into a hat, you get prostate cancer... soooooooooooooooooooo...*retrieves car and turns it into a hat*
SoraThePikachu
Starting Trainer
This is what happens when I am gone for a couple of hours eh? xD
Yup... wait... how did you leave? Pika had you tied up in silly string and mustard, that always works. Oh well, your back now, so Pika can do the same, but with talking potatoes and dogs that fart out musical notes. (Guess the ref.)
SoraThePikachu
Starting Trainer
...I want to say something of similarity but I don't know how to respond to that. xP
If you can guess the reference, then Pika will ease it up with the chinchillas. So... guess away. (If you aren't Aussie like Pika, it will be 9001x harder)
SoraThePikachu
Starting Trainer
Dogs that fart out musical notes...............nope, it's 9001x harder than it should be.
Ok, well, looks like Pika has to dump heaaaaaaaaaaaaps of universe eating chinchillas on you, they might eat you along with everything in exsistance, but that's to be expected.
SoraThePikachu
Starting Trainer
Not destroying false pika or destroying false pika along with every other pika in the universe? I go with option 2
*pokes false Pika* Pika has Pikas eyes on you. *secretly replaces universe eating chinchillas with intellemagence draining chinchillas*
xXslyfitzXx
Pokémon Ranger
*Lucario walks into the picture* oh why if it isnt my old rival MR. POTATOHEAD AND his army of chinchilian people well i have a secret wepon and it is a taco!