Pokemon/Cookie Abuse

[Dastan]

You asked for the point of life, not a cookie in-depth analysis.

Called?
So, Cookie is a nice cookie-type for RU (The only one in RU too...and the only one that exists...) that can wall most of the strongest RU threats.
A good moveset:

Me gusta (Cookie) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sweet Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpDef
Timid Nature
- Cookie Throw
- Cookie Wave
- Leech Cookie
- Protecookie

This set counters most RU threats, Protecookie scouts and may also take a turn to leftovers recovery and leech cookie. Cookie Throw is used to deal damage and slowly wear your foes down. Be aware that without it you'll be easily countered by Taunt-users. Leech Cookie will cookie your foes in a matter of turns while they watch cookie laughing at his death. Finally, Cookie Wave paralyzes foes to make their death even quicker.

Checks and Counters:
Give Cookie a Taunt with a strong special wall and cookie is out of the game, it also fears any sweeper that carries crunch, bite or swallow, making it hard to cookie walling Crawdaunt.

Weakness: Eveything
Advantage: feebas, Magikarp,

 

[Lilligant]

The life of a cookie:

(Baby stage)

(Teen Stage)

(Death)

 

[alyjah]

The life of a cookie:

(Baby stage)

(Teen Stage)

(Death)

I think cookies are nasty...

 

[Lilligant]

The life of a cookie:

(Baby stage)

(Teen Stage)

(Death)

I think cookies are nasty...

You what!? *Pulls up sleeve*
Pika doesn't think Pika heard that correctly. Please say that again, so Pika can pull out your tounge to clean it out with an oatmeal cookie.

 

[alyjah]

I think cookies are nasty...

You what!? *Pulls up sleeve*
Pika doesn't think Pika heard that correctly. Please say that again, so Pika can pull out your tounge to clean it out with an oatmeal cookie.

Ew oatmeal cookies are even worst that normal chocolate cookies

 

[Lilligant]

You what!? *Pulls up sleeve*
Pika doesn't think Pika heard that correctly. Please say that again, so Pika can pull out your tounge to clean it out with an oatmeal cookie.

Ew oatmeal cookies are even worst that normal chocolate cookies

Pika is going to pretend that Pika didn't hear you say cookies are nasty. It is wrong to abuse poor little cookies like that, they just want to be eaten.

 

[dylanwicorek]

#cookieswithfrosting your argument is now invalid @alyjah

 

[Lilligant]

#cookieswithfrosting your argument is now invalid @alyjah

Pika is starting a legion... a legion against abuse towards poor, innocent cookies. Pika will call it... TPOATPIC (The prevention of abuse towards poor innocent cookies)
All that wish to join, please sign below.

Do not read the fine print, there is nothing about Pika owning you if you signing it.

 

[dylanwicorek]

*signs it under a pseudonym*

 

[Lilligant]

*signs it under a pseudonym*

Pika still owns you! *cough* Pika means, you still work for TPOATPIC. Toooooootally not Pika owning you. *cough*

 

[dylanwicorek]

Nope you now own Dr. Derpenstein McYolo

 

[Lilligant]

Nope you now own Dr. Derpenstein McYolo

Pika already owns him, he doesn't do anything but derp and say yolo every 3 seconds. Pika 'bought' him through a game of Monopoly.

 

[alyjah]

Nope you now own Dr. Derpenstein McYolo

Pika already owns him, he doesn't do anything but derp and say yolo every 3 seconds. Pika 'bought' him through a game of Monopoly.

Let those nasty, shameful cookies suffer until the learn to taste better, until that happens I shall never eat gross cookies for as long as i have a tongue in my mouth.

 

[Lilligant]

Pika already owns him, he doesn't do anything but derp and say yolo every 3 seconds. Pika 'bought' him through a game of Monopoly.

Let those nasty, shameful cookies suffer until the learn to taste better, until that happens I shall never eat gross cookies for as long as i have a tongue in my mouth.

What if, you never had a tounge? Then you'd have to eat a cookie.
Do you at least like brownies? If you don't, you should leave.

 

[alyjah]

Let those nasty, shameful cookies suffer until the learn to taste better, until that happens I shall never eat gross cookies for as long as i have a tongue in my mouth.

What if, you never had a tounge? Then you'd have to eat a cookie.
Do you at least like brownies? If you don't, you should leave.

well ye brownies are the best, but where would i go if i didnt like brownies, would i just like go walk outside and get a life because thats to much work.