Ruin Someone's Favorite Pokemon

[Bird]

Hey, I've thought of a little game. The first person says their favorite pokemon, or at least one they like. The next person explains whay they hate that pokemon/why it sucks.
Example:
Person A: Hoppip
Person B: Hoppip sucks, it has no early game attack moves, is extremely hard to level up, and its so annoying to find that level 3 hoppip with only splash when you could have gotten a mareep or a wooper. I hate hoppip. New pokemon: Ho-oh

I'll start: Swellow.

 

[dylanwicorek]

swellow is not arceus and will never be arceus, therefore it is bad.

 

[dylanwicorek]

next is magikarp. Have fun

 

[Bird]

Well, magikarp is a fish. Fish are eaten by birds. I am a bird. Therefore I eat magikarp, and it doesn't fight back. It sucks so bad, I don't even WANT to prey on it.
Next is arcues, the d*** worst f****** pokemon ever.

 

[dylanwicorek]

arceus is the god of all pokemon, yet gets captured by a 10 year old

 

[Bird]

Lol but who do I ruin?

 

[dylanwicorek]

EVERYTHING!!!

 

[Bird]

All pokemon are crap, because they are demon beasts and never kill.
next: SKARMORY......

 

[dylanwicorek]

skarmony is the only steel-type Pokemon that takes super effective damage from water types (i think)

 

[Bird]

It doesnt..... steel/flying actually has less weaknesses than you think.

 

[dylanwicorek]

It doesnt..... steel/flying actually has less weaknesses than you think.

oh, well then i've got nothing

 

[Bird]

Everyone will subside to the awesomeness of skarmory...... MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dylanwicorek]

next is gulpin

 

[Bird]

Gulpin is a green turd that eats things. That is a fine excuse for sucking.

Next is pikachu

 

[dylanwicorek]

pikachu is vile mouse who doesn't even eat cheese
Next is abra