This is Pika's somewhat simple and easy guide to being awesome. Just follow what Pika does and you'll be on your way to being awesome.
Step 1: Sit on a mouldy carrot for exactly 5 years, you will be teleported to Equestria.
Step 2: Eat a donut, a carp and a block of cheese in 3 seconds, no chewing. You will get extreme pains in your stomach, but this will open a portal to Jupiter.
Step 3: Fight off Levathan in the planets core. Once that has been completed, fly back to earth and steal a container full or Uranium, combine it with Radioactive substances, pour it on yourself, you will get the chicken pox, AIDS and all three of the powerpuff girls.
Step 4: Kill 9 and 3/4 of a Dragon.
Step 5: Jump off Mount Everest and land in a puddle of water no bigger than your body.
Step 6: Prank call Julia Gillard and you will be instantly awesome.
If you did follow this guide exactly, you will be very awesmoe. Side effects may include Chicken pox, AIDS, tapeworms and Radioactive poisoning.
Step 1: Sit on a mouldy carrot for exactly 5 years, you will be teleported to Equestria.
Step 2: Eat a donut, a carp and a block of cheese in 3 seconds, no chewing. You will get extreme pains in your stomach, but this will open a portal to Jupiter.
Step 3: Fight off Levathan in the planets core. Once that has been completed, fly back to earth and steal a container full or Uranium, combine it with Radioactive substances, pour it on yourself, you will get the chicken pox, AIDS and all three of the powerpuff girls.
Step 4: Kill 9 and 3/4 of a Dragon.
Step 5: Jump off Mount Everest and land in a puddle of water no bigger than your body.
Step 6: Prank call Julia Gillard and you will be instantly awesome.
If you did follow this guide exactly, you will be very awesmoe. Side effects may include Chicken pox, AIDS, tapeworms and Radioactive poisoning.