Totally Randomness

[Lilligant]

Yes, rule the land of Equestria and take a giant poop on it. Then you will be worthy.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Yes, rule the land of Equestria and take a giant poop on it. Then you will be worthy.

As you command, Master Pika, I will rule it and release my feces upon them from the sky! I WILL TAKE AWAY THEIR SUN FOR A SHORT MOMENT AND THEY WILL BE COVERED IN MY WASTE.

 

[Lilligant]

Good young Padiwan, drop your giant feces all over that land. And make sure it is loaded with cheese and a pancake.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Good young Padiwan, drop your giant feces all over that land. And make sure it is loaded with cheese and a pancake.

I will change my diet to choose pancakes only. And then with a special spell, I will force out the feces and spray/drop it over the land! (The spell changes depending on whether I has diarrhea or not.)

 

[MrHippocrit]

I will honor you by presenting you this sad picture... This shall establish an emotional bond between us and our Pokémon, treat them well, Master Pika, that is my only wish as your student.

Why will this establish an emotional bond between us and our Pokémon? It's because your emtions will react to the feelings of sadness this picture spreads, it will make you want to treat your Pokémon better. As Pokémon, they have the right tobe treated with care. <3

 

[Lilligant]

Diarrhea is optional, but is so, you will have mastered the art of Planking.

 

[Lilligant]

I will honor you by presenting you this sad picture... This shall establish an emotional bond between us and our Pokémon, treat them well, Master Pika, that is my only wish as your student.

Why will this establish an emotional bond between us and our Pokémon? It's because your emtions will react to the feelings of sadness this picture spreads, it will make you want to treat your Pokémon better. As Pokémon, they have the right tobe treated with care. <3

Pika is deeply moved by this.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Diarrhea is optional, but is so, you will have mastered the art of Planking.

I am more one for the Art of Owling, Owls are predators that hunt in the dark.

 

[Lilligant]

Although the art of Planking takes years of learning tomfollery and stupidity.

 

[MrHippocrit]

I will honor you by presenting you this sad picture... This shall establish an emotional bond between us and our Pokémon, treat them well, Master Pika, that is my only wish as your student.

Why will this establish an emotional bond between us and our Pokémon? It's because your emtions will react to the feelings of sadness this picture spreads, it will make you want to treat your Pokémon better. As Pokémon, they have the right tobe treated with care. <3

Pika is deeply moved by this.

It is good that you are moved by this, this makes you even more worthy of being my Master.
The credits of the picture goes to someone on the Internet. I do not know the person, but I wish I did.

 

[Lilligant]

Pika will forever remember the Pokemon Pika has met and lost throughout the years. Like Spirit the Gardevoir, she passed away in a freak game corruption accident.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Pika will forever remember the Pokemon Pika has met and lost throughout the years. Like Spirit the Gardevoir, she passed away in a freak game corruption accident.

I am sorry for your loss, by the name you have given her, I can sense the love and emotion you have for her. May your Gardevoir protect you in your travels, even if only as a Spirit.

 

[Lilligant]

Thank you young Padiwan. She was a good friend. She is and still to this day, will be missed deeply.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Thank you young Padiwan. She was a good friend. She is and still to this day, will be missed deeply.

And as such, you mustn't forget her, ever. But, at the same time you must move on and find new friends for your adventure, that would be what she wanted. Your happiness.

(This is actually quite emotional... ... *Single tear*)

 

[Lilligant]

(I lost her when my Sapphire corrupted, I cried for hours.)