dylanwicorek
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OMG I see him outside my window!
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Hippo is so fat that...
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Hippo is so fat, he distorts light around him, making him appear five times fatter.
Hippo is so fat he never goes into websites that require cookies; he never keeps them for more than a second.
I have my own orbit.
dylanwicorek
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He just eats the light to make him fatter
Because he's so fat that even virtually mass-less things, like light, supplement his diet.
Hippo is so fat he needs a GPS to find his butt.
Why would I need to find my butt?
to scratch it? or find cookies stuck there?
Hippo is so fat that they had to rename the GPS to Hippo Positioning System (HPS).
I'll call my lawyer.
Hippo is so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for his liposuction.
Hippo is so fat, when i tried to take a picture of him, phone said "Not enough memory"!
Hippo is so fat, the camera was only able to capture the color gray.
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